October 2008
52 posts
Printers
How infuriating is the printer not being able to properly print your asignment yet fully capably of producing a flawless test page? VERY!
Oct 1st
September 2008
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Occam's Razor
Ethics professor brings up Occam’s Razor. When met with blank stares from the class he goes on to explain it. Explain it in terms so utterly unnecessary that not only do I think that perhaps I have been wrong about the meaning of the phrase but perhaps he’s not sure himself. To the best of my recollection this is what he just said; It’s the principle which states that the...
Sep 30th
Sep 30th
Couric vs Palin
Do you think while interview possibly the next Vice-President of the United States of America, another woman, she couldn’t help but think. “You’re who they picked? I’m more qualified! Your complete lack of knowledge on this is shocking. I can’t believe that we’re so close to having a woman in this position and you’re who they went with”
Sep 30th
Guy in class raised his hand to explain why he picked an answer in multiple choice. The professor was looking for someone in class to explain the theory behind the answer. His response as to why he picked answer B. “I guessed”
Sep 29th
Away lepers!
Everyone seems to be horribly ill at school. Also the internet is so intermitant in some of my classes that it took 2 hours for me to load up the page with the professors slides.
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
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PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk →
holga: September 23, 2008 Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, CofoundersBen & Jerry’s Homemade Inc. Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield, On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I’d like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry’s. Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu...
Sep 24th
Sep 23rd
Girl: I've come up with a name already. I want to be called Bambi
Hannah: Bambi, right cause you're quite doe eyed?
Girl: No, it's 'cause me mom got shot.
Sep 23rd
Secret Diary of a Call Girl
If there’s one show that I love, in that wow I have to be careful who I gush to about it, it’s this show. LOVE LOVE LOVE. I’m downloading season two now, or rather the show up to this point. Ahhhh fall, how I enjoy you.
Sep 23rd
Eureka
Love the show except that in a town where the weirdest shit happens every day, no one and I mean no one, cuts anyone any slack. Someone will come up and say “Hey something weird just happened” and the answer will be “No way, nothing like that could ever possibly happen in this town where weird shit happens daily!”
Sep 23rd
“Here’s a life hack. To determine within 75% confidence whether you were...”
– Merlin Mann (via saramcpherson)
Sep 23rd
Read, regurgitate
My class in geography, which is required for my degree, is the biggest waste of my time. It literally is read and regurgitate. There’s no thought required at all. All I need to do is memorise and then when prodded reply. I haven’t even opened the text book and I’m doing better then half the class. Although there is one brainiac about two rows down who smoked me on a trick...
Sep 22nd
Sep 22nd
WatchWatch
Awesome! From Orca :)
Sep 22nd
Trapped in an Elevator: Online Only Video: The New... →
Time lapse of a guy stuck in an elevator for 41 hours.
Sep 19th
Holy Shit
saramcpherson: I totally just snatched a fly out of the air with my fist.  That’s +5 Awesome Points, right? With first is +3. With chopsticks gets you a small italian boy who will do household chores. Keep at it Sara-san
Sep 18th
Canon 5D Mark II Officially Awesome: 21MP DSLR... →
All I want for Christmas.
Sep 17th
Determination
I have house centipedes in my place. For the most part we have an uneasy truce about our interactons. My sink however seems to be a focal point of conflict. They fall in, and well can’t get out. This leads me to discovering them in either two states. Drowned or skittering about when I turn on the water. (They tend to hide under things) Today I found a medium sized guy and decided that I...
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10 Xbox 360 tricks Microsoft won't tell you | News... →
Sep 15th
Sep 15th
Mid-Iowa Newspapers - Keg-damaged sidewalk gets... →
Booze deliveries cause enough damage to merit a replacement of the sidewalk with keg friendly design in mind.
Sep 13th
Sep 13th
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Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator →
notthatkindagay: Mine would be Chase Rooster Palin. What’s yours? Mullet Troll Palin
Sep 12th
Yay wireless
Only the second time I’ve been able to get onto the wireless at my “wired” campus. Either the network isn’t available or it won’t assign an IP address. It’s especially annoying when professors refer to their slides being available through our online learning tool and we’re unable to connect to it.
Sep 12th
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Quantas Airline Mechanics have some wit. →
Perhaps the reason they’re the safest in the industry is because they have some genuinely quick fellow doing the repairs. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a ‘Gripe Sheet’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight. ...
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