November 2009
39 posts
Like peanut butter and jam!
Found in the industrial/commerial rental ads
owner retiring : http://www.meatandbbqcentre.com Great business! Abbatoir and Indoor Boat/RV storage facility.
Not enjoying foursquare at all. :(
Business as Usual
CLIENT: We’d like to go ahead and book you to handle this year’s edition but, of course, we’re in the middle of a tough recession. So we’ll only be able to offer you about 50% of what we paid last year.
ME: I gave you a heavily discounted price last year as an introductory deal. I said at the time it was a one-off and included a quote at the full price to illustrate.
CLIENT: Yeah… Anyway, we’d like you to get to work immediately, since the deadline is
this time next week.
ME: You had a three-month lead last time.
CLIENT: Uh-huh… Moving forward, we want you to treat this as urgent. Oh, and we’ll be paying you when the project comes into profit, of course.
ME: So, you want me to do three months graft in a week, on the promise that when or if you make money out of my work you’ll pay me less than half what my time is worth.
CLIENT: To be honest, we thought you’d be more grateful.
Disney Expands Its "Baby Einstein" Refunds - CBS... →
Awww, you thought Disney was doing something nice. *head pat*
408. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone...
rulesformyunbornson:
(via All Plaid Out)
Amazing rock band flute performance. That’s right kids you can use real instruments.
Dogs welcoming their owners home after deployment. →
If you’d like yet another reason why armed conflict is terrible, take it from these dogs who’s owners were away for far too long.
I kind of want the new mouse from apple. Thing is I really don’t like the mouse I currently have. It’s not two button compatible, don’t argue it’s not. The scroll wheel constantly jams, I presume because it’s dirty but I have no way of cleaning it because of apple’s design. Lastly the buttons on the sides are, for me, unusable.
I appreciate that apple puts a...