Mike in Relative Portions


Uh-oh, you found me.


How far has America slipped into madness? Seems the only people making sense are comedians. Al Franken asks people to not make stuff up and actually read the legislature they’re talking about.

IRON MAN 2 TRAILER

steveagee:

jonahray:

This was JUST released.

Nice cover of Radiohead’s Creep by Mustard

The readers digest version is that a radio show brought in a homeless guy to promote some holiday give away (I think) I didn’t look into it but it sounded degrading and well the kind of thing you would expect for jock like morning show hosts. You know along the lines of gettting two bums to fight each other for money. Anyway, I didn’t research it so I don’t know, but that’s not what’s important. The homeless guy who’s name is apparently Mustard says he can play guitar, so they get him one. I’m not sure what they were expecting but I doubt it was this. Enjoy

EDWARD BURTYNSKY: OIL

Normally I would do a little write up on the artist, luckily for me I don’t have to as one of the curators of Burtynsky’s latest work takes you some of the incredible images he’s produced over the years. Check it out.

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topherchris:

Underworld — “Cowgirl”

Oh the way back machine just came knocking on my door

(564 plays)

sterlingpowers:

Happy Holidays from Gooseberries!  Thanks for recording me singing in the bathtub, Ethan.

Like watching a hot Bob Ross work.

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My Vampire Killing Kit, let this be a notice to all vampires, hipster/goths, beatnik poets and Twilight fans I will put an end to you.

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My Vampire Killing Kit, let this be a notice to all vampires, hipster/goths, beatnik poets and Twilight fans I will put an end to you.

We know your photos have been on our website for six months, but we’re only going to pay you 1/4 of your invoice because we don’t think the quality is there.
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queue the crazy laughter.

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queue the crazy laughter.

"Why Georgia Hardstark Will Die Alone"

georgiaisyourfriend:

The above quote is on the first page when you Google my full name.  Apparently this guy doesn’t understand that the website DEALBREAKER is a comedy-based site, and took offense to my GUESTBREAKER.  Wow, what an asshole.

I wouldn’t care so much, but Alie and I just got interviewed by the New York Times, so if anyone Google’s my name when the article comes out, they will be met by that lovely tag line.  Awesome.

Odd that Ackerman seems to not understand internet shenanigans, I hear too much C-Span can do that to you.  He seems a little tightly wound maybe he should try a McNuggetini