• Will not help you with your term paper. Regardless of their cute mewings to the contrary.
  • They are not cold, even though it’s a brisk fall day. It’s called fur and they come with it as a standard option
  • Yes, they’re unbelievably cute when they’re chasing their tails outside. When they start doing it on top of your keyboard bad things will happen.
  • They will attack the printer. Either messing up the print job, smudging the ink, walking on top of our cover page with their inky feet or all of the above.
  • They will make you late to hand in your paper. You can rub their bellies later, don’t fall for the “but I’m on my back already” look.
  • Can sense the procrastination welling inside you. This is when the become their most powerful, and by powerful I mean cute. RESIST!
Remember these small bits of advice next time you’re faced with a kitten.