Uh-oh, you found me.
Winner of the best sales pitch for the most hideous piece of furniture goes to…
Sit on the pink and have a drink,
How about the yellow, when you’re feeling mellow,
The white will fit even those of great height,
The purple can withstand your children’s yurple,
And the green, it just has to be seen.
Sure this couch may be hard,
But no need to leave it at the curb of my yard.
Perfect for a den or home daycare,
The leather-like fabric yields easy care.
