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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Uh-oh, you found me.</description><title>Mike in Relative Portions</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @relativelymike)</generator><link>http://relativelymike.com/</link><item><title>via i.imgur.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky54pc5YSB1qz9sc1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/R4BMk.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;i.imgur.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/400445870</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/400445870</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 07:44:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
Simon Xmas Busk Dublin feat Bono, Glen Hansard, Damien Rice,...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WjB1M51PplA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WjB1M51PplA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjB1M51PplA&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank"&gt;Simon Xmas Busk Dublin feat Bono, Glen Hansard, Damien Rice, Mundy and more&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/scanarama" target="_blank"&gt;scanarama&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/318527409</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/318527409</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 15:31:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via originalgifs)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvjeswwup51qa2i2xo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://originalgifs.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;originalgifs&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/310453964</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/310453964</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:22:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Crash test modern vs classic
You know when someone says,...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_xwYBBpHg1I&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_xwYBBpHg1I&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Crash test modern vs classic&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You know when someone says, “Cars used to be so much safer. They were like armored tanks and when you got into an accident it was nothing you just went about your day.” Or something along those lines about how modern cars bump into each other and it’s at least a thousand in damages… well here’s why.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/295356249</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/295356249</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 13:17:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Nice recap of the year using google wave
via: rocketboom</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XyoGbd1iJIw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XyoGbd1iJIw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nice recap of the year using google wave&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.rocketboom.com/post/295202389/waving-goodbye-to-2009-a-year-in-review" target="_blank"&gt;via: rocketboom&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/295272326</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/295272326</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:06:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nedhepburn:

Santa Claus is in the new season of 24.
</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X6yUCbqAGrg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X6yUCbqAGrg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/290925822/santa-claus-is-in-the-new-season-of-24" target="_blank"&gt;nedhepburn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Santa Claus is in the new season of 24.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/290977156</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/290977156</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:07:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Ruby’s baptism</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuuy2wUZba1qz9sc1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ruby’s baptism&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/289092889</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/289092889</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:04:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ashleystar:

via chumpsview and juliansmith87: Techno...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LFybwg4wadI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LFybwg4wadI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ashleystar.tumblr.com/post/289005938/via-chumpsview-and-juliansmith87-techno-jeep" target="_blank"&gt;ashleystar&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://chumpsview.tumblr.com/post/289002299/techno-jeep-via-juliansmith87" target="_blank"&gt;chumpsview&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/juliansmith87" target="_blank"&gt;juliansmith87&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFybwg4wadI&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank"&gt;Techno Jeep&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Techno Jeep = Awesome&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/289037839</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/289037839</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:03:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>via godhatesprotesters.files.wordpress.com
Ok I smell as little...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuur7qop7o1qz9sc1o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://godhatesprotesters.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/7aoog.jpg?w=350&amp;h=551" target="_blank"&gt;godhatesprotesters.files.wordpress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ok I smell as little PS action but still PRICELESS&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/288958973</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/288958973</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:35:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>georgiaisyourfriend:

We’re on the front page of the New York...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kut1luF2yW1qzqzhno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://georgiaisyourfriend.tumblr.com/post/287640092/were-on-the-front-page-of-the-new-york-times" target="_blank"&gt;georgiaisyourfriend&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/17/fashion/17nuggetini.html?_r=1&amp;ref=fashion" target="_blank"&gt;We’re on the front page of the New York Times Style section&lt;/a&gt;.  My mind is blown by the whole thing.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b&gt;We’re also in talks with Food Network to host our own show.  Life is crazy, no?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I enjoy when good things happen for awesome people.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/287652504</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/287652504</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:38:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>How far has America slipped into madness? Seems the only people...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4n2P0QsTe8c&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4n2P0QsTe8c&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How far has America slipped into madness? Seems the only people making sense are comedians. Al Franken asks people to not make stuff up and actually read the legislature they’re talking about.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/286844088</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/286844088</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:05:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>IRON MAN 2 TRAILER</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/ironman/"&gt;IRON MAN 2 TRAILER&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://steveagee.tumblr.com/post/286729173/iron-man-2-trailer" target="_blank"&gt;steveagee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/286722170/iron-man-2-trailer" target="_blank"&gt;jonahray&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This was JUST released.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/286752192</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/286752192</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:50:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Nice cover of Radiohead’s Creep by Mustard
The readers...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8132302&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8132302&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8132302&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nice cover of Radiohead’s Creep by Mustard&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The readers digest version is that a radio show brought in a homeless guy to promote some holiday give away (I think) I didn’t look into it but it sounded degrading and well the kind of thing you would expect for jock like morning show hosts. You know along the lines of gettting two bums to fight each other for money. Anyway, I didn’t research it so I don’t know, but that’s not what’s important. The homeless guy who’s name is apparently Mustard says he can play guitar, so they get him one. I’m not sure what they were expecting but I doubt it was this. Enjoy&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/286737384</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/286737384</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:37:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>EDWARD BURTYNSKY: OIL
Normally I would do a little write up on...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="270" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6823943&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6823943&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6823943&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="270"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;EDWARD BURTYNSKY: OIL&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Normally I would do a little write up on the artist, luckily for me I don’t have to as one of the curators of Burtynsky’s latest work takes you some of the incredible images he’s produced over the years. Check it out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/285061696</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/285061696</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:58:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>topherchris:

Underworld — “Cowgirl”

Oh the way back machine...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://relativelymike.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/282227860/tumblr_kum0ui5hKQ1qz4u07&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://topherchris.com/post/282148649/underworld-cowgirl" target="_blank"&gt;topherchris&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Underworld — “Cowgirl”&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh the way back machine just came knocking on my door&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/282227860</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/282227860</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:27:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>sterlingpowers:

Happy Holidays from Gooseberries!  Thanks for...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D_tDS52K1Kw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D_tDS52K1Kw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sterlingpowers.tumblr.com/post/281072165/happy-holidays-from-gooseberries-thanks-for" target="_blank"&gt;sterlingpowers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Happy Holidays from Gooseberries!  Thanks for recording me singing in the bathtub, Ethan.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Like watching a hot Bob Ross work.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/281077193</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/281077193</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:21:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>via www.ripleysnewsroom.com
My Vampire Killing Kit, let this be...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukkd7oBsj1qz9sc1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.ripleysnewsroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Vampire-Killing-Kit-1.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ripleysnewsroom.com" target="_blank"&gt;www.ripleysnewsroom.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My Vampire Killing Kit, let this be a notice to all vampires, hipster/goths, beatnik poets and Twilight fans I will put an end to you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/281018668</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/281018668</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:31:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"We know your photos have been on our website for six months, but we’re only going to pay you 1/4 of..."</title><description>“We know your photos have been on our website for six months, but we’re only going to pay you 1/4 of your invoice because we don’t think the quality is there.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;clientsfromhell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/279134375</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/279134375</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:27:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via nedhepburn)
queue the crazy laughter.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuevw4MAxB1qz7wfjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;nedhepburn&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;queue the crazy laughter.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/276793561</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/276793561</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:56:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Why Georgia Hardstark Will Die Alone"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://georgiaisyourfriend.tumblr.com/post/274994866/why-georgia-hardstark-will-die-alone" target="_blank"&gt;georgiaisyourfriend&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The above quote is on the first page when you Google my full name.  Apparently &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href="http://attackerman.firedoglake.com/2009/11/18/why-georgia-hardstark-will-die-alone/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;this guy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt; doesn’t understand that the website &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href="http://dealbreaker.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;DEALBREAKER&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt; is a comedy-based site, and took offense to my &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href="http://dealbreaker.tumblr.com/post/247595925/guestbreaker-you-share-custody-of-your-dog-with" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;GUESTBREAKER&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;.  Wow, what an asshole.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;I wouldn’t care so much, but Alie and I just got interviewed by the New York Times, so if anyone Google’s my name when the article comes out, they will be met by that lovely tag line.  Awesome.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Odd that Ackerman seems to not understand internet shenanigans, I hear too much C-Span can do that to you.  He seems a little tightly wound maybe he should try a &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX8Hzxu7C1g" target="_blank"&gt;McNuggetini&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://relativelymike.com/post/275049534</link><guid>http://relativelymike.com/post/275049534</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:56:00 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
